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That’s what really bothers you, isn’t it? The one-night stand.
Man fucks woman- Subject: man. Verb: fucks. Object: woman. That’s okay.
Woman fucks man- Subject: woman. Verb: fucks. Object: man.

That’s not so comfortable for you, is it?

“My Lord, all hope is lost. It seems your mighty army shall finally be conquered. Not by the Persians, but by our own greed and gluttony for water. This helmet contains our last supply. Oh, King, I believe your wisdom shall save us all.”

ask-oockillian:

sheriffeswan:

Graham, could you just, put on some clothes or something?

Nope. No. Not needed. I’m good.

It’s a bandit’s secret. I need the pills to finish the story.

I don’t like this story